Cheers and Jeers

Cheers to professors who make learning fun by not reading straight out the book.

Jeers to professors who don’t show up for the first day of class.

Cheers to the frozen yogurt at the Freshens stand.

Jeers to the outrageous prices for books currently on sale at the Quinnipiac bookstore.

Cheers to McDonald’s for putting the double cheeseburger on the $1 menu.

Jeers to Osama bin Laden for existing and for that stupid, scraggly beard.

Cheers to the movie, “Moulin Rouge” starring Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor.

Jeers to people who don’t like “Moulin Rouge.”