As if this government and administration could not become any more of a joke, all I have to do is open my phone, and there’s something new every day.
At least I can say I’m entertained in the field that I chose.
If you haven’t heard, Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas (whatever that means) Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon Noem, was found to have a “bimbofication” fetish and was cross-dressing.
A “bimbofication” fetish is when someone roleplays as a “barbie-like” persona, embracing a “bimbo” archetype.
I find the timing interesting. She was ousted as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) in March, and the attention was on her. It was rumored that she was having an affair with former DHS aide Corey Lewandowski.
Then it comes out randomly that her husband has this big bombshell?
Listen, in any other circumstance, with any other person, I would not want to be bringing light to this. That’s his business, and frankly, I don’t care enough about what other people do with their bodies.
But because MAGA operates under the idea that we should control everyone’s bodies if we don’t like what they do with it — whether it be abortion, or transitioning — I think it’s safe to say, I don’t care about judging in this situation.
So, yeah, Bryon Noem allegedly told the dominatrix, who he was in a nine year relationship with while married, that he wanted to be a “trans bimbo slut.”
Those who are MAGA are more often than not homophobic. Which is crazy considering situations like this are much more common than you’d think.
Let’s not forget that when the Republican National Convention comes around, gay dating app Grindr has been confirmed to have seen a spike in activity.
Because MAGA is homophobic, Noem would’ve known how people were going to come after her husband. She knows their supporters wouldn’t approve.
He knows it too. He enrolled in a Christian “sexual behavior” rehab back in January.
I honestly feel sorry for the guy. Sexuality isn’t a choice, but they’ve been indoctrinated to believe it is. Instead of embracing it and being happy, he’s forced to hide it and think there’s something wrong with him. The only thing wrong with him is that he’s married to Kristi Noem.
Apparently, Kristi Noem was “blindsided” and “devastated.”
I would just like to remind everyone, she’s allegedly cheating on him too.
This is just a messy drama that should be on “Dr. Phil,” but I wouldn’t be surprised if Kristi Noem was the one behind the leak, so she could save face after being fired, and have the attention on something else.
That’s my theory. It may be cold, but she’s also the same woman who shot a puppy. She’s not exactly a saint.
It’s just PR. She looks like the sad wife who was betrayed by her husband’s scandal. I don’t know who’s dense enough to believe it, but hey, A for effort.
I also wouldn’t be surprised if, in a few days, it comes out that they’re going to be getting a divorce. Clearly, she couldn’t do it when the allegations were circulating about her and Lewandowski, with everyone knowing, but now she has the chance to do it and blame it on someone else.
It’s horrifically, horribly genius.
